Friday, April 18, 2008

Sleep sucks man...

Sleep does not come easy these days. It is an elusive lover playing hard to get. Well, two can play at that game sleep. I have vacated the bedroom and now you must come and find me. I have tired of your manipulation and refuse to subject myself to it any longer.

I've decided to become a flight attendant. This is because Alex is flying to Japan tomorrow for approximately $87 because his dad works for an airline. I want to fly for free. Also, I want more than anything to offer tiny bags of snacks to people. If I work for West Jet I also get to sing and make jokes. What more could I ask of a job? It's a shame the days of the cliche stewardess are over because I would love to have big hair. So...I don't think I'll apply tomorrow but in about six months or so I hope to be sitting in an interview telling them to hire me because I look so good in polyester it hurts.

What a stupid day. I did get a lot of cleaning done and spent a good two hours out with Davis and Alex at the off-leash park with Caleb and Abby so it's not all a waste. The thing is I've had this headache on and off throughout the day. And more on than off. Tomorrow I have a final which I can take Saturday morning instead if I don't feel ready. I probably won't feel ready. I also have to hand a paper in then so...doesn't look good.

I wrote a paper for someone for money last week. What's anyone's opinion on that? Does it make you mad or do you give me mad props? I say, we're all just buying our grades anyway and at Camosun you pretty much get a C just for handing something in even if it's just a crayon drawing. (You get bumped to a B for having your name on it and one word, any word, spelled correctly.) I probably shouldn't write on my blog that I did that but I don't think it's actually against the rules for me to write a paper, just for her to hand it in with her name on it. I guess we'll see. It was on Hamlet in case you're wondering. I didn't even know they taught Hamlet in college level English classes; I thought that was straight up grade eleven.

That's about all I have to say. It's now 12:30 and hopefully I'll get to sleep soon although it's not looking good. I could start studying now but I feel like that's just too obvious an option. I'd rather not have enough time and be really stressed about it. That's kind of my style.

Oh...hopefully my mini moo cards are here tomorrow with my cute little mini moo card holder! If not tomorrow then Monday but I reaaalllly want them tomorrow. Alright, now I'm REALLY going to bed!

2 comments:

Mason Maverick said...

Post-secondary academics are a sham. Actually, I think the entire education system is a harmful wreck.

Anyway, fun day in the dog park, yeah. That Caleb sure can sneak off, though.

Craig said...

What are you going to do with "Moo Cards"? And I can I have one? Lol... I think writing somebody else's paper is legit, I've done it but purely out of the goodness of my heart. And yes, Hamlet is still very much in Post-Secondary, I just finished an entire semester of Shakespearean Lit in which at least a month was dedicated solely to Hamlet which is stupid because I could have just skipped and got you to write the paper for me...later Kristy!

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