Friday, October 24, 2008

Dear Internet,

It's my birthday! No one knows apparently because I lied on Facebook. But now you do.

Love, Kristy.

1 comments:

The Internet. said...

Dear Kristy,

No it's not. Your birthday is May 5th now. Once a thing is posted on the Internet, it's not only true: it remains so for all time.

Have a pleasant day, and welcome to your new age. We'll wish you our best on your REAL birthday, as verified by the World Wide Web, on May 5th.

Sincerely, with all our love,
The Internet.